What's in a name?
Ohhhhkaaaay.... But it sounds a little delusional to me. Or maybe that's the whole idea! Needless to say, logic doesn't live there -- but its absence makes for a funny post!
"You can't say that here or I'll have to throw you out of the store," says a stern voice from the front.
Slowly I turned.
"I beg your pardon?"
It's the clerk who is glaring at us from behind the counter. "I said you can't use the B-word in here. They are "waterpipes."